May 2013
missgingerlee:
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
All kinds of truth in this statement.
runtilltheworldends:
In running, there are two types of pain:
The pain of running to your limits
The pain of not being able to run
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
crave-to-be-fit:
turpentinehoneybee:
tespian-mage:
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG
Fucking Metal as hell
Hah, so funny story.
everythingelizw:
All the machines at my gym say, “If you experience pain, shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, or faintness you should discontinue use and consult a doctor.”
Baby, if you aren’t experiencing pain, shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, and the willingness to undergo faintness, YOU AREN’T DOING IT RIGHT.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
Reblog if you get excited by the thought of...
Sometimes I sit down to do a little light reading...
Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
